Today began with a text message conversation in bed and show tunes in the shower and ended on top of the covers with my chin on a stack of pillows in front of my 11-inch MacBook Air. In between, I did these things:
Trimmed my fingernails
Tried on (and discarded) two navy blue sweaters
Wet-sneezed into my elbow on the N
Finished "Fangirl" on a bench at 2nd and King Station
Ate a banana
Spent $76.32 at The Container Store
Ate sushi (avocado rolls)
Ate crackers (gluten free, Say Cheese!)
Screened a phone call
Shopped for chairs at CB2
Spent $41.36 at The Container Store
Ate Lay's Oven Baked Original Potato Crisps
Ate string cheese
Rode the 30 to Market Street
Rode the F to City Hall
Waited in the wrong line at the Nourse Theater
Exchanged text messages with my brother Bryan
Watched Lena Dunham read from her book "Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She's "Learned""
Discussed Lena Dunham's use of the word "amazing"
Picked at a blemish on my face
Ate chips and guacamole
Watched "Modern Family"
Ate frozen pizza (gluten free, pepperoni)
Watched "Manhattan Love Story"
Washed my face
Listened to "Breathe Again"
Read the introduction to Lena Dunham's book "Not That Kind of Girl: A Young Woman Tells You What She's "Learned""
Put in my retainers
Spilled water on the floor next to my bed
Took off my socks
When I develop skills as a writer and undoubtedly begin covering a boundless spectrum of profound-er topics, these lists will stop. Until then, I apologize. Also, whatevs.