I was in the middle of my third nap of the afternoon when my iPhone shimmied to life on my nightstand with a text message from Married Mike.
Married Mike: Dude, I have a new favorite iPhone app!
Me: You woke me up for that?
Married Mike: No. I woke you up for this...
Shockingly, I find you immensely sexy in these photos. I beg you to binge eat until you look this arousing. Thanks, happy eating!
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