The Giving Tree

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After saving Eve from becoming history's biggest scapegoat two weeks ago, Sassy Gay Friend has returned to endow his nancy wisdom upon the tree from Shel Silverstein's beloved children's classic, "The Giving Tree."

Have joy.

In A Name

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My Mom and Dad steadfastly believe in furnishing all persons with the benefit of the doubt.

Personally, I find blind agreement much less taxing.

Former Roommate Miles: "My boss just called me Matt." 

Me: "Those kinds of slipups happen all the time." 

Former Roommate Miles: "But she did it repeatedly." 

Me: "Maybe she was talking about someone else." 

Former Roommate Miles: "She pointed right at me and said, "Just ask Matt. Matt will know what to do."" 

Me: "New faces are always difficult to remember." 

Former Roommate Miles: "I've been working here for three years." 

Me: "Is she new?" 

Former Roommate Miles: "Nope. She hired me." 

Me: "Maybe she was jus…" 

Former Roommate Miles: "Give it up. She's a bitch." 

Me: "A total bitch. I hate her."