Why do all my jeans wear out crotch-first?
I ask because I was hopping into a fairly new pair this morning when I noticed the denim looking a bit thin below the zipper.
"It's probably just your thighs rubbing together when you walk," a co-worker suggested when I brought it up at the office.
"Or maybe I just really like to dry hump," I spat back.
It's probably the thigh thing.