Gala Getup

The AIDS Emergency Fund is throwing a gala in Golden Gate Park tonight and Bevan and I were invited to attend as guests of Target.

Though I had originally planned to wear a suit and tie because the word "gala" sounds fancy, I reread the invitation a few minutes ago and discovered that the theme is "Vintage 1982" which, according to Google, means I should go with something a little less, well, less.

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Now if you'll excuse me, I have one hour to achieve abs.